Only Four Months Left…

As much as I hate to admit it, I have less than four months left living it up in my twenties.

My Dirty Thirty is coming up feb 9th and I’m having a really hard time accepting this. My Expiration date is upon me. Plenty of my thirty something friends have told me that turning thirty will be the best years of my life. Yeah? does it come with a members only jacket?

Yes, I know I’m overreacting and perhaps being a bit dramatic. I suppose I just feel that once I tell a guy I’m thirty, he’ll immediately lose interest. I’m used to dating guys who are 35-38 (my cut off is 40), so, how do I break it to them that I’m in their same age group? Lets face it, guys love dating younger chicks. Thirty is not young. I’m grateful for still being able to pull off the “young look” (thank you Oil of O’lay), but just hearing the word “Thirty” sounds like I should be moving into a senior citizen living facility.

If anyone see’s me playing Bingo, just kindly take me to the back of the shed & put me out of my misery.

Another fear of mine, which I’ve had since I was ten years old, is that I won’t make it to thirty. I’ve had so many close calls in life, (no fault of my own), that I’m worried, legitimately worried, that these may be my last 4 months on this planet. If anyone else has had these thoughts, please share them so I don’t feel like such a tool.

I know I’m being ridiculous. But I had to get this off my chest.

That being said, if I make it to my 30th, I will be going all out. More details to come. In the meantime, & just like every other porn chick…here’s my BDAY Amazon Wishlist: @Amazon

*If the link doesn’t work for whatever reason, you can go to & look up Scarlett Fay Wishlist. My Wishlist is also posted on my twitter about a dozen times. Also, due to the fact that it’s the big 30, any fans who buy me a gift from my wishlist I want to invite to my DIRTY THIRTY BDAY PARTY!*

X’s & Oh’s all over your pink parts!

~Scarlett Fay~

Twitter: @scarlettfay1oh1

One comment

  1. kwm86damh · October 26, 2014

    Hi again Scarlett, Wow the big Three Zero, I remember when I turned 30 it was a big deal for me too. Now right off the bat I know I am guy and that I can only begging to imagine the difference between us for this event. I will say it not right that guys want way younger women, but I feel that if somebody was so superficial as looking at 30 as some sort of cut date, they are not worth your spit. Yes when you meet somebody looks do factor in (and you young lady are very beautiful), it just the way we are wire both men and women, but that just gets you in the door. I feel its character and personality that make a relationship work, and if he “hit the silk” when he learns your 30, you’re not losing anything there.

    After 30 turning 40 wasn’t a big deal to me, but 50, well let’s just say that wasn’t fun and leave it at that. Nothing like getting your AARP application in the mail to let you know old age is creeping up on you and has grabbed you, funny how they knew I was turning 50, I sure as hell didn’t tell them.

    The intent of this comment was to be helpful and not insulting, if I fail in this, chalk it up to me talk out my ass.

    “hit the silk” (slag for bailing out)

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