As much as I hate to admit it, I have less than four months left living it up in my twenties.
My Dirty Thirty is coming up feb 9th and I’m having a really hard time accepting this. My Expiration date is upon me. Plenty of my thirty something friends have told me that turning thirty will be the best years of my life. Yeah? does it come with a members only jacket?
Yes, I know I’m overreacting and perhaps being a bit dramatic. I suppose I just feel that once I tell a guy I’m thirty, he’ll immediately lose interest. I’m used to dating guys who are 35-38 (my cut off is 40), so, how do I break it to them that I’m in their same age group? Lets face it, guys love dating younger chicks. Thirty is not young. I’m grateful for still being able to pull off the “young look” (thank you Oil of O’lay), but just hearing the word “Thirty” sounds like I should be moving into a senior citizen living facility.
If anyone see’s me playing Bingo, just kindly take me to the back of the shed & put me out of my misery.
Another fear of mine, which I’ve had since I was ten years old, is that I won’t make it to thirty. I’ve had so many close calls in life, (no fault of my own), that I’m worried, legitimately worried, that these may be my last 4 months on this planet. If anyone else has had these thoughts, please share them so I don’t feel like such a tool.
I know I’m being ridiculous. But I had to get this off my chest.
That being said, if I make it to my 30th, I will be going all out. More details to come. In the meantime, & just like every other porn chick…here’s my BDAY Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2GG83ZZ2LCGVN/ref=cm_sw_r_ip_wl_o_Os4rub0PZDJY2 @Amazon
*If the link doesn’t work for whatever reason, you can go to Amazon.com & look up Scarlett Fay Wishlist. My Wishlist is also posted on my twitter about a dozen times. Also, due to the fact that it’s the big 30, any fans who buy me a gift from my wishlist I want to invite to my DIRTY THIRTY BDAY PARTY!*
X’s & Oh’s all over your pink parts!