Only Four Months Left…

As much as I hate to admit it, I have less than four months left living it up in my twenties.

My Dirty Thirty is coming up feb 9th and I’m having a really hard time accepting this. My Expiration date is upon me. Plenty of my thirty something friends have told me that turning thirty will be the best years of my life. Yeah? does it come with a members only jacket?

Yes, I know I’m overreacting and perhaps being a bit dramatic. I suppose I just feel that once I tell a guy I’m thirty, he’ll immediately lose interest. I’m used to dating guys who are 35-38 (my cut off is 40), so, how do I break it to them that I’m in their same age group? Lets face it, guys love dating younger chicks. Thirty is not young. I’m grateful for still being able to pull off the “young look” (thank you Oil of O’lay), but just hearing the word “Thirty” sounds like I should be moving into a senior citizen living facility.

If anyone see’s me playing Bingo, just kindly take me to the back of the shed & put me out of my misery.

Another fear of mine, which I’ve had since I was ten years old, is that I won’t make it to thirty. I’ve had so many close calls in life, (no fault of my own), that I’m worried, legitimately worried, that these may be my last 4 months on this planet. If anyone else has had these thoughts, please share them so I don’t feel like such a tool.

I know I’m being ridiculous. But I had to get this off my chest.

That being said, if I make it to my 30th, I will be going all out. More details to come. In the meantime, & just like every other porn chick…here’s my BDAY Amazon Wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/2GG83ZZ2LCGVN/ref=cm_sw_r_ip_wl_o_Os4rub0PZDJY2 @Amazon

*If the link doesn’t work for whatever reason, you can go to Amazon.com & look up Scarlett Fay Wishlist. My Wishlist is also posted on my twitter about a dozen times. Also, due to the fact that it’s the big 30, any fans who buy me a gift from my wishlist I want to invite to my DIRTY THIRTY BDAY PARTY!*

X’s & Oh’s all over your pink parts!

~Scarlett Fay~

ScarlettFayBookings@gmail.com

Twitter: @scarlettfay1oh1

Your Porn Name SUX…

…There seems to be a lack of creativity in the porn name department and very little originality these days. Every girl fresh off the boat is either a Jenna, Jesse, Nikki/Nicole, Brooke, Brooklyn, Alexis,Emma, Abby, Alana, Bailey, Tegan. On my agency site alone, there are two Anna’s, which are both spelled differently. Two Mary’s, two girls with the first name Miss and unfortunately, two Scarlett’s, which are also spelled differently. (Let it be known that I’ve been Scarlett for seven years, so, I think it’s fair to say that, that name belongs to me). 😉

…On LA Direct’s site, there are two Addison’s and four Alexis’! Is that absolutely necessary?

…OcModels has two Brooke’s, both spelled differently, two Holly’s, two Lilly’s also spelled differently, and two Summer’s.

Anyway, you get where I’m going with this.

Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Alexis Texas, Nikki Benz…they’ve earned their names. They made these names household names. They are recognized everywhere. And yes, Jenna, Jesse & Nikki are cute, little girly names, but guess what? THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED! (no pun intended). Giving yourself a porn name that has already been made famous by the person who first thought of it, will not make you a porn star overnight or win you any awards or recognition of any kind. You may just end up pissing off the wrong person who worked her ass off (literally) to make that name what it is today.

Newbies, don’t be afraid to be creative when it comes to choosing your stage name. Especially if you want the name and yourself to stand out and be memorable. Stage names like Jenna, Alexis, Nikki, Jesse, or Brooke will only get you lost in the crowd. I know strippers with better stage names and that’s not saying a whole hell of a lot.

Your stage name should stand out and look great on a box cover, but don’t get carried away either. If porn is something you’re looking to do, before you sign with any agency, before you do anything…do your research on the industry and spend some time thinking about your stage name. Don’t let your agent choose it for you. Some agents are lazy and may just end up calling you Fido or Grassy Knoll.

Well, kids, that’s all for today. TaTa!

Scarlett Fay
@scarlettfay1oh1
http://www.ScarlettFayLive.com